I'm Still A Hot Babe But Now It Comes In Flashes

Women will laugh out loud at the jokes and one-liners in I'm Still a Hot Babe, but Now It Comes in Flashes. Loaded with quips on everything from menopause to mammograms, pregnancy to PMS, this book makes the perfect gift for women everywhere.

How do you know you've reached menopause?
Your food gets caught in your mustache.

You buy sheets not by their thread count, but by their absorbency.

You worry that you're the cause of global warming and think Al Gore has been following you for three days.